The Porch Dog
Every good porch needs a dog. Around here, the porch dog is the Chief Welcome Officer, porch security, snack inspector, and professional tail-wagger.
ðū Chief Welcome Officer
First one to greet visitors, last one to leave the porch, and always ready to make a stranger feel like family.
ðĶī Snack Inspector
No sandwich, biscuit, or piece of bacon gets past the porch without a proper inspection.
ðŠ Rocking Chair Guard
Keeps watch over the porch, the rocking chairs, the yard, and anybody walking up the driveway.
ð Friends From Everywhere
Dogs, cats, birds, critters, travelers, and good-hearted folks from all over are welcome here.
Porch Dog Rule #1
"Everybody gets a sniff, a wag, and a fair chance."
Porch Dog Notes
- Always greet visitors before they reach the steps.
- Never ignore the sound of a snack wrapper.
- Nap where the sun hits the porch just right.
- If somebody looks lonely, sit beside them.